On a different note

I finished packing for Dunedin today, and applied for two jobs down there.
Here's hoping one of them would be okay with an interview via skype~

I went shopping today and these were my purchases!
Shirt - Comme Des Garcons
Vest - NOM*d
Cardigan - NOM*d

I am happy as fuck and poor as a motherfucker

so the guy i'm involved with and i were talking

about the cool places he wanted to show me in dunedin, which now includes a place called karatane, which is apparently beautiful on a sunny day. my response to him saying this was "oh cool, i'll add that to the list of places i've decided you're taking me" and he asked where he was taking me. i replied with
-new york
-naice
-paris
-the alter

he didn't get my joke, so i explained to him i meant the alter at a wedding, to which he responded "don't you think thats a little fast?" when it was definitely a joke, he is on a whole nother level of NOT GETTING IT

my art

cool thing that happened at work today

before you read this please note i haven't had any 'action' in like five fucking months, also take note of the fact thats its 1am so there will be no real punctuation or caps in this entire post.

okay so i'd been working for like 7 hours straight and was fucking tired and not really thinking properly, and this hot guy comes into my work, and we are talking fucking hot, not like kinda cute but like "oh my god i want to sit on his face" hot, and he comes up to the counter and asks if he can make a booking for a movie tomorrow. through the saliva that is pouring out my mouth over how hot this guy is i say "sure, how many seats, and your last name?" and he says "just me, and my last name is topping" and in the tired state i was in (by the way i thought i said the following in my head" i replied with "that'd suit me just fine", the guy stared at me, and i realized i'd said it out loud, frantically i tried to think up some sort of bullshit and ended up saying "oh, its a reference to web therapy, its just this tv programme", and he leaves in a confused state. i turn around to see my co-worker laughing hysterically and i blush like a mother fucker.

cool. fucking. story

So I guess its been a while since I last wrote on this thing

Which I say every fucking post I make because I'm really lazy and just can't be fucked blogging,
however, its 2am and I can't sleep and I figured staring at a screen for a while would either give me some sort of visual impairment or make me want to sleep, but probably both.

Anyway, I feel as though I should let all one of my readers (hi mum!) know the changes that have happened over the last.. however long its been since I last blogged.

So, for starters, I'm single, which is great because I worked out I really fucking hate most guys, since the last proper boyf I had (Campbell Gordon) who can get fucked cheated on me twice and I found photo's of the first time (fuck you mother fucker) I've kinda doubted whether I actually enjoy being in a relationship, and it turns out I don't. Anyway, sidetracked as always it seems. I'm single, by choice, and my own choice, thank you very much sassy reader.

Secondly, I'm moving to Dunedin, which is in the south island and is fucking freezing, but beautiful, and I'm looking forward to that for many reasons, but sad at the same time because Auckland has been my home for 15 years, but its good to change, right? And I might as well move now, because whats the fucking point in waiting around for 'a sign', chances are there is no such thing as a sign to move but you realizing that its what you want to fucking do and rationalizing it by saying it was 'a sign'.

Thirdly, I got my septum repierced, which is great, and I'm starting to stretch it again, at the moment its only at 14G but I don't really wanna rush with this sort of shit.

Oh, turns out I did get tired.
Guess I'll finish this tomorrow?
Night cyber world

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