You know those people who are like "me and my boyfriend broke up but I wish him the best"

They are fucking liars. Like, fuck that. I hope he loses his job, gains a significant amount of weight, is lonely for 10+ years, unsuccessful, and finds himself in five years crying in bed about the fact that he lost me and that I'm a lot happier than him.

I wish them the worst in life, and if that makes me a total bitch, thats okay with me